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the HOLIDAY COLLECTION
2022. Doesn’t it just sound better? Pretty much anything is better than the donkey punches we got in ’20 & ’21
Let’s welcome 2022 warmly and make it the a different type of year. We’ll need to care and nurture it of course. It’s just a young seedling. Shower it with love and attention and a “hullo” in the morning. Pull out weeds. Add some compost. Why can’t the world be more like a garden?
2022 has yet to reveal itself. It has hints of hope, joy and stability.
Oraments, tree skirts, all the essentials. No Nutcrackers, though.
Placemats, napkins, table runners and more to make your feast joyous!
Fuzzy, cozy, warm and the next level of lounging. Traditional and abstract designs.
Gift giving with your budget and taste involved! Even high-end wrapping paper to make it look perfect!
Unless you’re living in rural Vermont, the Nutcracker is SO 2021.
We’ve kept our eye out all year for truly unique products that can be customised.
Choose from custom made ornaments, tree skirts and much more. All curated.
Let’s get this straight. Serving a holiday feast is the equivalent of a crucible. You will be judged and those memories will be etched into your family’s minds forever.
So we put together a little collection of how not to disappoint.
Did someone say ugly sweaters, pajamas and warm, snuggly things?
We got you, boo.
As the 5am rampage starts, just trust us and slip into these comfy clothes (and take a Xanax.) You’ll be fine.
WE GET IT. Gift-giving is a wonderful occasion to tell people you love them. Not a migraine-fueled trip to the store that crushes your soul.
We’ve even designed some very cool wrapping paper!
We’ve got our eyes on stocking stuffers and gifts that stay in budget!
Keyrings, ornaments, jewelry boxes, we’ve got you covered right down to our unique wrapping paper!
Keep your eye on this page, our new products will appear here first.
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Astronaut Photo Keyring$10.70
Charity Latte Mug$15.36
Deep Mandala Keyring$10.70
Disgruntled Octopus Keyring$10.70
The Gentleman Octopus Photo Keyring$10.70
Campinola Wrapping Paper$11.20 – $16.17
Lunchasaur’s Bento Lunch Box$44.53
Fleur de Lis Metallic Mug (Silver / Gold)$20.00
Amity Jewelry Box$53.00
Personal Rosetta Jewelry Box$52.87 – $53.00
Blue Mesmer Jewelry Box$53.00
We Have a Winner!
We finally picked the most outrageously ugly Christmas sweater/loungewear.
Get your spray tan on. Get your haircut this way. We mean it.
Scuffed Converse High Tops are not optional. It comes as a set, OK? Do not make the warehouse crew any more angry.
Yes, pleather, hair mousse and the sunglasses are included. And no, you may not return these. Or anything from this precious item.
Previous winners, runner-ups and things that made us feel nervous and anxious.
IMPORTANT! SHIPPING DATES AND RATES CURRENT: INFO
The U.S. Postal Service has announced their peak holiday shipping rate increase to start on Sunday, October 3, 2021 through Sunday, December 26, 2021. The USPS introduced the peak holiday shipping rate increase in 2020, after UPS and FedEx introduced peak period increases in 2019. All three carriers noted the peak rate increase was due to higher expenses related to the increased demand in holiday e-commerce activity.
The USPS peak holiday rate increase will impact five specific mail classes for shippers using Commercial Base pricing (printing labels online) – Priority Mail Express, Priority Mail, First Class Package Service, Parcel Select and Parcel Return Service. New for 2021, the Peak holiday rate increase will also include Post Office (retail) shipping rates. International shipping products will not be impacted.
Listed below are the 2021 USPS holiday rate increases for customers buying postage online (Commercial Base pricing):
First Class Package Service – 2021 Holiday/Peak Increase Per Package
First Class Package Service will see an average rate increase of 8.0%. A 15.999 ounce package going to Zone 8 using First Class Package Service will cost $6.28 in the 2021 peak holiday period (October 3 through December 26, 2021), compared to $5.98 currently.
Priority Mail, Priority Mail Express & Parcel Select Ground – 2021 Holiday/Peak Increase Per Package
Priority Mail will see an average rate increase of 6.3%. A 1 lb. package going to Zone 8 using Priority Mail will cost $9.55 in the 2021 holiday period (October 3 through December 26, 2021), compared to $8.80 currently.
Priority Mail Express will see an average rate increase of 2.2%. A 1 lb. package going to Zone 8 using Priority Mail Express will cost $40.60 in the 2021 holiday period (October 3 through December 26, 2021), compared to $39.85 currently.
Parcel Select Ground will see an average rate increase of 6.2%. A 1 lb. package going to Zone 8 using Parcel Select Ground will cost $8.90 in the 2021 holiday period (October 3 through December 26, 2021), compared to $8.15 currently.
Priority Mail Regional Rate – 2021 Holiday/Peak Increase Per Package
Priority Mail Regional Rate prices are increasing by $0.40 per shipment. A 1 lb. package going to Zone 8 using Priority Mail Regional Rate Box A will cost $13.39 in the 2021 holiday period (October 3 through December 26, 2021), compared to $12.64 currently.
Priority Mail Flat Rate – 2021 Holiday/Peak Increase Per Package
Priority Mail Flat Rate boxes and envelopes are increasing by $0.75 per shipment. A Priority Mail Medium Flat Rate package going to Zone 8 will cost $14.50 in the 2021 holiday period (October 3 through December 26, 2021), compared to $13.75 currently.