the ANTI-HOLIDAY Collection

the ANTI-HOLIDAY Collection

The Holiday Shop is open. Yay.

We hate this season as much as you do, we get it. So, here’s the anti-holiday shop where we’ve created specific products that mock, disregard or otherwise slander Santa’s name.

It’s getting to look a lot like Christmas! And it’s not just sweater weather. It’s Ugly Christmas Sweater weather!

Holiday office parties and family gatherings are looming. You’re looking for unique Christmas gifts. Fun Christmas gifts. You want to impress family, friends, and co-workers.

The Jesus themed ugly Christmas sweater sweatshirt is a new take on a holiday classic. Jesus IS the reason for the season, after all. So this Christmas, go ahead and ask yourself, “What would Jesus do?”

Of course he’d ring in the holiday with an ugly Christmas sweater! In the festive tradition of ugly Christmas sweaters, you’ll turn heads in this inspirational and humorous novelty holiday sweatshirt.


  • Secular
  • Non-toxic (mostly)
  • Recommended for sensitive skin
  • No hidden costs
  • Endorsed by a few D-List celebrities (kinda)
  • You do not have to leave your house to get it
  • Pre-screen for fundamentalists/zealots is a Santa Monica-based independent designer who is exploring ways to expand their business using print-on-demand and fulfillment strategies.

Follow their Etsy store as they roll-out new, inspired designs for modern lifestyles.

NOTE that the items listed here are designed, produced and shipped by

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