We hate this season as much as you do, we get it. So, here’s the anti-holiday shop where we’ve created specific products that mock, disregard or otherwise slander Santa’s name.
Holiday office parties and family gatherings are looming. You’re looking for unique Christmas gifts. Fun Christmas gifts. You want to impress family, friends, and co-workers.
The Jesus themed ugly Christmas sweater sweatshirt is a new take on a holiday classic. Jesus IS the reason for the season, after all. So this Christmas, go ahead and ask yourself, “What would Jesus do?”
Of course he’d ring in the holiday with an ugly Christmas sweater! In the festive tradition of ugly Christmas sweaters, you’ll turn heads in this inspirational and humorous novelty holiday sweatshirt.
Benefits:
Secular
Non-toxic (mostly)
Recommended for sensitive skin
No hidden costs
Endorsed by a few D-List celebrities (kinda)
You do not have to leave your house to get it
Pre-screen for fundamentalists/zealots
TenFingersShirtCo.com is a Santa Monica-based independent designer who is exploring ways to expand their business using print-on-demand and fulfillment strategies.
Follow their Etsy store as they roll-out new, inspired designs for modern lifestyles.
NOTE that the items listed here are designed, produced and shipped by TenFigersShirtCo.com
Everyone I know is very secretive about their addiction to TEMU. None will go on record.
DISCLOSURE: Hi, I’m Chris, and I’m a TEMU addict.
My very smart friend in Manhattan has coined the term: “I’m MU’d.” This woman has a PhD and teaches. High-level literary shit. At Ivy League Colleges.
I feel you friend, I’m constantly sitting on the precipice of diving into MU. We text each other and have a therapy session which always ends up as “so, whatya got in the cart?” It has become a very, very weird 12-step program.
We drew the line at sharing carts cause… we’re friends and honestly, we have both bought the same things so it gets freaky weird, like “OMG! I LUV THE GARDEN WATERING THINGY! IT’S $0.69!” We’re secretly into it. A weird ecommerce thing, concurrently. From LAX to NYC.
TEMU is a wonderland of ecommerce. You literally can order this:
I adore that this is truly an unfettered, uncensored gauge of what people are buying. All curse words are allowed but stop short at porn/hate speech. In essence, how I live my life.
Following is my current jaw-slacking faves (which will change because I spend an inordinate amount of time on this fucking site).
what's your style?
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