PRESENTING:
A Gift to Humanity from cgk.ink.
The Velour Christmas Jogging Suit
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The Ugliest Thing We Have Ever Seen
At cgk.ink, we pride ourselves on our astute style sense, our understanding of what “on-trend” means and several French words that we bat around like Badminton shuttlecocks.
Which is why things at Global HQ have been a little tense lately. Our editorial team has one mission: to show you that we are way cooler than you can ever be. Which why our previous “Ugliest Christmas Sweater in the World” contest was begun in 1962.
We’ve seen some of the worst possible design choices existing and we collectively have formed a support group so that we do not lose our hope for humanity. Because, certainly, this trend could our undoing.
We honor those who have gone before:
