Let’s burn the Christmas tree!!
byu/whoyoufightin_ inWinStupidPrizes
who thought of this?
From November until January, we are forced to pretend that we are joyous and happy and not clinically depressed. It does not help that during these three months “holiday music” becomes so ubiquitous that it amounts to audio torture. And you’re obliged to say “Happy Holidays!” to complete strangers who normally would beat the shit out of you with your own cut-off arm.
The weather sucks. You still cannot legally kill your family members and your bank account holds dust.
BONUS: TOP 10 Christmas Disasters. From riots to massacres to natural and man made catastrophes. Merry Christmas!
Did I mention that you are forced to be cheerful and joyous and harbor no ill-will? It’s yuletide at the holiday detention center, kids!
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