DISCOUNTED!!! INSANE SALES! 999% OFF!!!!! NO MASKS REQUIRED!!!!!!!
I kinda sensed this fucked up weirdness was coming.
“Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”
Americans do this: Kill other people over merchandise. A marketer’s dream! We do this well, us Americans. Insanely brutal force, tacky greed very, very well.
Plague (it’s a plague), no discernable economy, no idea what to do. Booster shot? Sure! But we’re not real clear on that. You might need one every month. Vaccination card, please? Fuck it, just order it from Amazon.
Not Quite As Provocative As I Recall – Just call me “Tickle Me, Get Kicked.”
America: Canada’s Shoes – But you’re not in Canada now, are you?
